I am in England spending Christmas with my family for the first time in three years. I am very happy to be back spending a Christmas at home with the family and cats. However, in an excess of festive exuberance my mother, usually a woman of good taste, has spent actual money on a dancing Christmas tree. This tree sings and dances to "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree". When the tree sang for the first time the cat got frightened and ran away. Seemingly his tiny cat brain struggled to understand the anthropomorphism. Me too, for that matter.
In this time of recession please support the economy by buying Christmas tat like Mrs Singing Christmas tree here regardless of its utility. Merry Christmas, everyone.
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